Higher Side Chats Plus Membership, Illuminati Ritual Satire
The host introduces the Higher Side Chats Plus membership program, detailing the $5 monthly subscription that provides access to two-hour episodes and a custom RSS feed. A satirical voicemail follows, featuring a caller claiming to be a bloodline Freemason who attended an Illuminati ritual and is seeking to meet with the host. The segment concludes with a historical reference to Franklin Delano Roosevelt's Fireside Chats as a precursor to the show's format.
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00:04 On the higher side chats, we explore the world's deepest conspiracies its mysteries and the all-around fringe on a quest that can't be sponsored by anyone but loyal listeners looking to take that ride. So if you enjoy the first hour of the show, courtesy of those subscribers we hope that you'll consider becoming one for just $5 a month and get a second hour each THC episode where we pack in twice as much interesting content with all our great guests. Just sign up on our members website at TheHigherSideChatsPlus.com and you'll have instant access to ALL the extended content since Plus began! An opportunity to make topics & guest suggestions
00:41 and your own custom RSS feed where you'll hear the full two-hour show in one convenient uninterrupted file. And most importantly, you won't hear this repetitive reminder at the start of every show that listener supported communities are the future of media and entertainment... ...and you want to be part of that future don't you? You have one new message. Hey Greg, just calling back. This is uh well I've written out here my name because i'm in politics you know but if you remember me we were at the little Illuminati ritual a few nights ago and wanted to talk to you about it...I've been having some weird feelings inside
01:31 I just kind of wanted to talk to you about them because, being a bloodline Freemason, I don't know how to moonwalk. I do not know how to go backwards so maybe we could meet up and drink some dog blood or something? Anyway if you would please call me back. I'd really like to get in touch with you. In the 1930s, President Franklin Delano Roosevelt addressed a nation through a series of radio broadcast known as the Fireside Chats. His aim was to reassure the common man that our society would recover from its troubled times but we're far from 1930 and I deal with a different kind of fire For a new era of worldly frustration We offer a fresh conversation! I'm Greg Carlwood And these are The Hireside Chats
