Holiday Gift Promotion, Conspirates T-Shirts and THC Plus
The host introduces a holiday-themed segment featuring audio clips from past guests like Jim Mars and Duncan Trussell to promote seasonal gifts. Listeners are encouraged to visit conspirates.net for rebellious fashion apparel or purchase gift subscriptions for The Higher Side Chats Plus. The segment transitions into the show's traditional Fireside Chats introduction, referencing Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
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00:02 My my, good people of the internet. It looks like Christmas is finally here! And I got some of my guests here to help me help you spread a little holiday love. Good luck? Oh well...I know we're at the higher side yet so we couldn't be more giddy about it and why not celebrate the corporate-driven season of spending with a gift that oh so ironically spits right in the face of The Christmas Machine with the sweet sweet softness of a T-shirt for the rebellious fashionista in your life from my little clothing brand over at conspirates.net This is one of the most degrading things that anyone could possibly do. Ha, thanks Friedman! Or better yet give them the gift that gives all year long with a subscription to THC Plus for one of your oh so precious friends and family I know thats what Jim Mars is doing right man? Well im kinda on the fence myself Guys this not constructive Duncan Trussell help me out here
00:52 If I were Satan, the first idea that I'd want to implant into their heads is... Okay. That's not what I had in mind either but if you know someone who enjoys THC just go to TheHigherSideChatsPlus.com with any credit or debit card and put in the email address and information for that special someone in your life rather than yourself! I know I and all of the great guests on THC would really appreciate it We don't wanna kill anybody or hurt anybody We want to make a system that works. Jacques, I think that approach is actually illegal let's not do that It was a great idea but it doesn't go far enough No man it went too far but guys all I'm saying Is a year or six months of THC plus makes a great gift believe me? I just signed Douglas Dietrich up for a year and he couldn't be happier Okay
01:36 I love you dearly. Yes, honestly you flatter me too much if you were a member of the opposite sex i would propose See what'd I tell ya? Merry Christmas people In the 1930s, President Franklin Delano Roosevelt addressed a nation through a series of radio broadcast known as the Fireside Chats. His aim was to reassure the common man that our society would recover from its troubled times but we're far from 1930 and I deal with a different kind of fire For a new era of worldly frustration We offer a fresh conversation! I'm Greg Carlwood These are The Hireside Chats
